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The bitch in question is his daughter, and this morning she told a nearly empty courtroom that her five year old child was conceived with his sperm. Hilariously, he never told me about this part, though the look on his face after I managed to retreive my eyeballs from across the room and place them back in my head, told me that he knew this was coming all along.



You should ask her if she wants to porn - she's had the training.