Thanks luke




Yes, i'm here to promote vince's new series "how many cocks you want in here?". Basically they try to shove 15 cocks in me at the same time, do you think my smile is hiding anything?.








Oh, so you've been a fan of mine for the past 2 years and over the last 3 months you've followed me home everynight to make sure i got back safely, ohh okay, who would you like me to sign the dvd out to?.



If kat goes missing in the next month is there any doubt over who has taken her?.



sexual intellectual. Well she better be because she sure isn't sexually appealing.

Yeah, I got into porn because i love it when you know a whole crowd of men can't take their eyes of you, i just love the attention i get from men.



Its too easy to make a sammura comment about this picture so i will just let it speak for itself but make the board aware that this picture and person exists.



Yeah nothing says playa like a 1990 cannon around your neck and a $2 mexican made marlins bargin bin hat



What do you mean i can't bring this in the country?, its just urb man simple herb it grows in the dirt. (coughs)

When i think of black themed porn, i think of this guy. Jesus is there any porn company that doesn't have a jew in charge?.



This is what all the kids are doing right now, right?.



If we get to tommy gunn then we have leverage to get garfield back.



Perfect picture to have camera red eye, alas some things weren't meant to be

I heard Kat's already missing. Who we have to watch out for is Leah Luv.

Alas, I'm a bigger fanboy than you.

Did the Luxor-Las Vegas recently have a round of layoffs I missed reading about?

Lunch obviously didn't sit too well with Mckenzie....




...nor with Keri, she has that look of regret as the feeling of impending explosive-diarrhea builds <VOICE OVER ads for RLD "O-Ring Blowout" and "Cum Filled Ass Overload" play..> **We also can see where 40% of Keri's first year money from her new contract went judging by the necklace...and if it is fake, that's even funnier**




Did Gia get whacked in the lumbar region with an aluminum softball bat for stealing someone's stash recently?
**Also, look at the far right EXTREME poster...is that a dog or a mophead in the blonde-w/pacifier's arms?? Do 2257 regs apply to dogs...?**

Seriously, just do the fuckin' sit-ups. Take twenty lousy minutes out of the day and just do them. Arching your back ain't fooling anyone, honey.

porn star mom update?

I notice that hardly anyone smiles for Luke.

Funniest shit ever....We all give Luke shit for his *cough* photography. But check this:

I am standing around waiting for a friend to finish her convo w/somebody when I notice someone is about to take a picture of me.

I'm like "whoa!"

the person lowers the camera and reveals himself to be 'ol Luke!

I say alright. I think he fires off ONE photo....and then nothing.

poor Luke starts checking out the camera "I don't know what's wrong with it" type of thing.

I felt bad cos the dude was trippin'. he did not have any idea what the hell was the matter with the camera.

then it hit him. his battery died.

Yeah, Courtney Cummz is a perfect balance between midwest stripper and the girl next door. Her nipples are pierced. Just thought some of you would like to know that.

Holy shit, feet clips.

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What do you mean i can't bring this in the country?, its just urb man simple herb it grows in the dirt. (coughs)

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Can't ya give a nigga a break? Off camera 5 LAPD officers begin pulling out nightsticks, tazers, etc... Doesn't look good for our herb-toting brotha.

Every once in a while Luke tosses out his own zingers. He captioned this one "Sunny Lane's parents Mikhail Gorbachev and Miss Leningrad"

I stole that line from Smelly Monkey.

Luke, did the ISO change improve the pics?

You'll have to be the judge of that. Thank you for your help.

That guy looks evil, i see a dead asian hooker who wears far too much make up floating face down in a river in the near future.



eh i'd still prefer the 70 virgins in heaven



Product of a pointer sister coke party during the 80 tour



I love dee even though she has sammy sosa's smile



Forget the fact that i don't get what people see in stormy and look at the bodyguard she has, does he really think if he gets a bad knock off suit that it brings more creditability to him guarding someone who uses their face to catch cum for a living?.



Hey hey hey, back and to the right pal, im not being paid to let you guys run the show here, jesus,don't make me come over there. I would purposely push the limits just to get a shot at that guy.



Well they don't hate each other


p.s luke did it again, posting chloe jones is back at the top after she died. Sick man, some may say sicker then me, and others will say just as sick, but for other reasons perhaps.

This dude gets around!!

If you just stare at this pic, doesn't it look like he has just ripped a fart with a velocity of 23 mph, and the soon-to-be-dead asian hooker's hair is blowing as a result? Was the AC working during the show?????



That guy looks kinda British to me. Wasn't he the royal bodyguard fired by Buckingham Palace for not ripping the joint out of Prince Harry's fingers when Harry blazed up in the middle of Trafalgar Square in London during the paparazzi's afternoon tea time last Spring? The crown obviously used its considerable powers to make sure the only job this guy could ever get was guarding chicks with over-exagerated-senses-of-self-who-perceive-every-male-as-a-potential-threat-and/or-source of revenue. He is as about as intimidating as a security guard at a Walmart in any Nebraska locale.