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#106290 - 06/12/05 04:04 AM Fuck the cage part 86
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Whenever i barely make a post within a 48 hour period i always end up coming back to what seems like a different cage then the one i left. It always seems to turn into a temple of monk fanboys and this time they are praying to their Buddha Kami. There is 14 other sections to tell kami how much you love her, the cage isn't one of them, it encourages her and i don't want that, she gives me the willies. I need to get a guard dog to give me a few short spells away from this place and know that when i return it hasn't changed into the fan request section or worse yet xxxpt's own adt forum.


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#106291 - 06/12/05 06:48 AM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Whenever i barely make a post within a 48 hour period i always end up coming back to what seems like a different cage then the one i left. It always seems to turn into a temple of monk fanboys and this time they are praying to their Buddha Kami. There is 14 other sections to tell kami how much you love her, the cage isn't one of them, it encourages her and i don't want that, she gives me the willies. I need to get a guard dog to give me a few short spells away from this place and know that when i return it hasn't changed into the fan request section or worse yet xxxpt's own adt forum.




My capacity for HATE for exceeds my willingness to LOVE...I only USE chicks like Kami. But I do LOVE Frankenstein, the mid 1990s version starring De Niro....This pic gives me wood:







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#106292 - 06/12/05 12:45 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Whenever i barely make a post within a 48 hour period i always end up coming back to what seems like a different cage then the one i left. It always seems to turn into a temple of monk fanboys and this time they are praying to their Buddha Kami. There is 14 other sections to tell kami how much you love her, the cage isn't one of them, it encourages her and i don't want that, she gives me the willies. I need to get a guard dog to give me a few short spells away from this place and know that when i return it hasn't changed into the fan request section or worse yet xxxpt's own adt forum.




I was wondering something similar to that. Why are there so many little bitches up in here that are kissing Kami's ass? Im sure shes a nice chick (ok not really), but I wouldnt give her the time of day if i ever ran into her on the streets, and its not exactly like im Brad Pitt. I'm not typically down with fucking the undead. You little fanboys need take Kami's penis outta your mouthes and attach that thing to where you were supposed to have had a dick in the first place. And for the record I think she does look like Frankenstein, shes got the same bone structure of the face, and she does have bolts, but instead of hers being on her neck shes got them on her chest.
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#106293 - 06/12/05 02:10 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See thats were you guys are fucked up, there is more to some of these girls than how they look that post here. As a matter of fact the majority of the ones that post HERE are fucking cool. I would like to chat with them or exchange posts even if they were not porn stars. Kami is one such chick- she shares a large number of the same interests as me and is interesting with her posts. Personally I like the appearance of the chicks that post here too but that only affects if I rent their movies or not, it doesn't make me want to "kiss their ass" on a board.
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#106294 - 06/12/05 02:12 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
they are just trying to get the board riled up one way or another again. i used to be good for a hissy fit every few months, this way if i dont react they still have fans to argue.

it's all good I'm a team player

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#106295 - 06/12/05 03:11 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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See thats were you guys are fucked up, there is more to some of these girls than how they look that post here. As a matter of fact the majority of the ones that post HERE are fucking cool I would like to chat with them or exchange posts even if they were not porn stars. Kami is one such chick- she shares a large number of the same interests as me and is interesting with her posts. Personally I like the appearance of the chicks that post here too but that only affects if I rent their movies or not, it doesn't make me want to "kiss their ass" on a board.




You sound like my parents and what they used to tell me, "theres more to a woman than just a pretty face and big tits, you wanna get a nice girl thats cute and cool." YOu know what i say to that, bitches for telling me to settle! My goal in life is to be like 99% of the professional athletes in this world and have myself a trophy wife! Who actually wants to talk to a chick? Did i miss something? If we were really supposed to communicate with women, then why did he give them two sets of lips? I figure that someone gave us men the option to choose which set we communicate to/with. Just my preference, but Ill take the lips below the waist.
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#106296 - 06/12/05 03:17 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/25/04
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[You sound like my parents and what they used to tell me, "theres more to a woman than just a pretty face and big tits, you wanna get a nice girl thats cute and cool."




your parents were concerned that you needed a "cool" girl

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#106297 - 06/12/05 03:35 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Cool can mean whatever you want it to mean. I couldve substituted intellectual, or even chill, or whatever word i felt. I chose cool. Basically what I meant the word to consist of was a girl that i could have an intellectual conversation with, hangout with and do things ive got in common with, you know the stereotypical bullshit. THese are pretty much the only reasons people like you outside of porn Kami, you should know that
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#106298 - 06/12/05 04:15 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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dude you used quotes. I'm telling mom your mis quoting her

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#106299 - 06/12/05 04:18 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Shhhhhhhhh
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#106300 - 06/12/05 09:43 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Oh fuck Monkey is going to be pissed when he see's how this thread went....
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#106301 - 06/12/05 10:52 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
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Oh fuck Monkey is going to be pissed when he see's how this thread went....




Better to piss off the monkey than to get pissed on by the monkey

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#106302 - 06/12/05 10:53 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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See thats were you guys are fucked up, there is more to some of these girls than how they look that post here. As a matter of fact the majority of the ones that post HERE are fucking cool. I would like to chat with them or exchange posts even if they were not porn stars. Kami is one such chick- she shares a large number of the same interests as me and is interesting with her posts. Personally I like the appearance of the chicks that post here too but that only affects if I rent their movies or not, it doesn't make me want to "kiss their ass" on a board.




cleetus=ugly J-Mog out
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#106303 - 06/12/05 10:53 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Quote:

Oh fuck Monkey is going to be pissed when he see's how this thread went....




Better to piss off the monkey than to get pissed on by the monkey





Thats true
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#106304 - 06/12/05 11:04 PM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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dude you used quotes. I'm telling mom your mis quoting her




Lines like this is why I enjoy and like Kami. Well that and she takes things the size of small children up her ass on film
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#106305 - 06/13/05 09:48 AM Re: Fuck the cage part 86
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David Spade is not ugly- pixie like yes but not ugly
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