Here's some randon nonsense:

Vivid girl Malezia is really a boy. You have to look past the bleached hair and make-up, but it should be clear.

XXXPTer James would never use an emoticon or smiley even he had a gun to his head and his balls in a vice.

I would hump the holy hell out of you... But only if your mom would capture it on film.

smellymonkey is really Steve Hirsch.

I crashed a really expensive car about a week ago, though only to avoid an accident ahead of me. Sucks. Bad.

I know Skeeter doesn't just like young girls. He babysat me once when I was younger, and all I'll say is my favorite food used to be pizza before I met him, but since our encounter it's been corn dogs.

Seymore Butts has the only wardrobe homeless people don't envy.