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#106224 - 06/11/05 02:30 PM
Erotica LA
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I'm out of town for the next 3 weeks and therefore missing Erotica LA, which makes me kinda sad. I know it's just a porn convention, but I feel like I'm missing out on all the parties and well, I miss my little porno bubble world! I'm fucking bored as hell, so if anyone has any interesting stories or gossip they want to share, post it here so I can live vicariously through you guys.
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#106225 - 06/11/05 02:56 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Here's some randon nonsense:
Vivid girl Malezia is really a boy. You have to look past the bleached hair and make-up, but it should be clear.
XXXPTer James would never use an emoticon or smiley even he had a gun to his head and his balls in a vice.
I would hump the holy hell out of you... But only if your mom would capture it on film.
smellymonkey is really Steve Hirsch.
I crashed a really expensive car about a week ago, though only to avoid an accident ahead of me. Sucks. Bad.
I know Skeeter doesn't just like young girls. He babysat me once when I was younger, and all I'll say is my favorite food used to be pizza before I met him, but since our encounter it's been corn dogs.
Seymore Butts has the only wardrobe homeless people don't envy.
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#106227 - 06/11/05 04:25 PM
Re: Erotica LA
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Monkey has way too much personality to be Jonathan Morgan. Jonathan Morgan is a cracked out Jim Carrey wannabe who couldnt get pussy in his private life so he befriended some people in the porn industry that felt sorry for him and allowed him to fuck on camera. He's probably the first performer in the history of the business to ever have to pay producers to work in a scene. I doubt he ever made a dollar.
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#106228 - 06/12/05 04:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Jonathan Morgan, Interesting.
it would explain my deep hatred for all things Jenna. She pretty much ruined my career and has said many times she retired briefly after performing with me because of my sweating issues among other things. If i was Jonathan then i can assure you i only paid a star to perform with me once and that was celeste and you have to admit she is as hot as hell, weird greek like princess or something. Jm out.
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#106233 - 06/13/05 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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so if anyone has any interesting stories or gossip they want to share, post it here
My sweet holly then you can read this on my site
Guess which contract star isn't anymore
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so I can live vicariously through you guys.
there is something perverted in there somewhere....
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#106234 - 06/13/05 01:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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Holly, is it just me or has all of your mom's work started going through extensive post-production? I haven't seen any of her "original" style photos lately.
What do you mean? If you mean have we switched from film to digital, then yes.
Switching to digital is fine and all, but does she still do pics without the photoshopping?
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#106235 - 06/14/05 05:35 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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We hardly ever do any photoshop retouching on our pictures-- we always try to hide any flaws while shooting. If anything, we have been doing more of it since we went digital.
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#106241 - 06/14/05 05:55 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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#106244 - 06/14/05 06:53 PM
Re: Erotica LA
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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This as much holly Randall as monstar is Kevin costner. Word.
wait...you already said monstar = holly Randall.
now it is indeed holly Randall, using your monkey equation if monstar = holly Randall & monstar is Kevin costner, then therefore holly Randall must be the academy award winning director of Dances with woves.
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#106245 - 06/15/05 05:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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We hardly ever do any photoshop retouching on our pictures-- we always try to hide any flaws while shooting. If anything, we have been doing more of it since we went digital.
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#106246 - 06/15/05 09:41 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Our webmistress does do a lot of retouching for all the graphics work that she puts up-- so you've got me there. What I meant was the actually gallery postings... we're still working on establishing a permanent person to do all of our digital processing and color-correcting, so we've been in a bit of a limbo recently. But I think we're finally getting all the kinks ironed out.
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#106248 - 06/16/05 02:36 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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Our webmistress does do a lot of retouching for all the graphics work that she puts up-- so you've got me there. What I meant was the actually gallery postings... we're still working on establishing a permanent person to do all of our digital processing and color-correcting, so we've been in a bit of a limbo recently. But I think we're finally getting all the kinks ironed out.
Where do I apply? Just kidding.
As a fan of your mom's lighting and photography work, garbage like the "enhancement" above is seriously bringing down the value of her franchise.
(And just for fun, compare the hidden leg to the rest of the body...YIKES!)
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