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I wouldnt know it was random except for this pm I got one time



This is just the cherry on top. Slap a UPC label on his ass with a "Property of Random" tag from the labelmaker he won at porn star karaoke, because you're fucking owned. There is no more desperate pathetic measure than to fake a PM and lash out blindly in rage once he discovered the perpetrator of the Great Bono Hoax.
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