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#106194 - 06/11/05 12:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Do us all a favor and tie a 10lb cinder block to your ankle and drown yourself in a public pool you worthless piece of shit.
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#106195 - 06/11/05 01:38 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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thats what I was talking about. Now that random has responded as coochie monster we can all start opening up a little and soon we can have a cookout at dad's ranch in Montana. We will pick you up at the airport. I wouldnt know it was random except for this pm I got one time Quote:
subject:coochie monster
From: Random
Don't tell anybody but I'm going to trick everybody and post as a dude called coochie monster. I know the name is stupid as hell but I'm going to make him be as acerbic as I can and piss people off.
Maybe you don't know what I mean. What I mean is that I will be posting under a different name: coochie monster, and I wish you wouldn't tell anyone I'm the one posting under that name.
Or let me put it this way- I'll be using a different name-don't tell.
Thanks,
Random
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#106198 - 06/11/05 02:35 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I like cookie Dough
I like chocolate milk
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#106202 - 06/13/05 08:21 PM
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Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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I wouldnt know it was random except for this pm I got one time
This is just the cherry on top. Slap a UPC label on his ass with a "Property of Random" tag from the labelmaker he won at porn star karaoke, because you're fucking owned. There is no more desperate pathetic measure than to fake a PM and lash out blindly in rage once he discovered the perpetrator of the Great Bono Hoax.
At the risk of offending the other five actual posters on this board, I will say that you stuck your hooked saracen nose somewhere it didn't belong. The faked pm did a good job, in a Cliff Notes kind of way, of summarizing all of Random's posts here, at adt and, Allah forbid, at the stick a fork in them they're done KSEX boards.
I don't feel owned whatsoever, especially in that Random as much as admitted he'd been pegged.
Maybe next time you're sitting around the campfire, with camels spitting all over your back and the stench of poorly cleaned goat wafting up your hairy nostrils you will remember that when all is said and done you are no more than an infidel, best suited to the defense of incestuous child molesters and third rate thugs.
Christ, what a pathetic existence. Please check in with us when you go back to visit your homeland. Let us know when you reach the brown, brown sand of home. Most especially drop us some hints as to your return flight so the appropriate authorities can be notified.
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#106203 - 06/13/05 08:21 PM
Re: Fake ID Required
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Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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I wouldnt know it was random except for this pm I got one time
This is just the cherry on top. Slap a UPC label on his ass with a "Property of Random" tag from the labelmaker he won at porn star karaoke, because you're fucking owned. There is no more desperate pathetic measure than to fake a PM and lash out blindly in rage once he discovered the perpetrator of the Great Bono Hoax.
At the risk of offending the other five actual posters on this board, I will say that you stuck your hooked saracen nose somewhere it didn't belong. The faked pm did a good job, in a Cliff Notes kind of way, of summarizing all of Random's posts here, at adt and, Allah forbid, at the stick a fork in them they're done KSEX boards.
I don't feel owned whatsoever, especially in that Random as much as admitted he'd been pegged.
Maybe next time you're sitting around the campfire, with camels spitting all over your back and the stench of poorly cleaned goat wafting up your hairy nostrils you will remember that when all is said and done you are no more than an infidel, best suited to the defense of incestuous child molesters and third rate thugs.
Christ, what a pathetic existence. Please check in with us when you go back to visit your homeland. Let us know when you reach the brown, brown sand of home. Most especially drop us some hints as to your return flight so the appropriate authorities can be notified.
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#106204 - 06/13/05 08:21 PM
Re: Fake ID Required
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Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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I wouldnt know it was random except for this pm I got one time
This is just the cherry on top. Slap a UPC label on his ass with a "Property of Random" tag from the labelmaker he won at porn star karaoke, because you're fucking owned. There is no more desperate pathetic measure than to fake a PM and lash out blindly in rage once he discovered the perpetrator of the Great Bono Hoax.
At the risk of offending the other five actual posters on this board, I will say that you stuck your hooked saracen nose somewhere it didn't belong. The faked pm did a good job, in a Cliff Notes kind of way, of summarizing all of Random's posts here, at adt and, Allah forbid, at the stick a fork in them they're done KSEX boards.
I don't feel owned whatsoever, especially in that Random as much as admitted he'd been pegged.
Maybe next time you're sitting around the campfire, with camels spitting all over your back and the stench of poorly cleaned goat wafting up your hairy nostrils you will remember that when all is said and done you are no more than an infidel, best suited to the defense of incestuous child molesters and third rate thugs.
Christ, what a pathetic existence. Please check in with us when you go back to visit your homeland. Let us know when you reach the brown, brown sand of home. Most especially drop us some hints as to your return flight so the appropriate authorities can be notified.
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#106206 - 06/13/05 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This is fucking great. Not just a double post but a triple. Has to be a fucking record.
I'd like to take this opportunity to confess that I'm one of Brandon Iron's 27 identities. It's been a good ride but I just can't take it any more.
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#106207 - 06/13/05 11:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I didnt know it was possible to stutter at the keyboard. I guess theres a first for everything.
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#106208 - 06/14/05 05:25 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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He said saracen. Is that you Cleetus? 
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#106210 - 06/14/05 01:59 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The faked pm did a good job, in a Cliff Notes kind of way, of summarizing all of Random's posts here, at adt and, Allah forbid, at the stick a fork in them they're done KSEX boards.
I appreciate the hate you have for me, but I must ask one small thing from you in regards to your attempted insults:
Focus the hate.
Your "summarize" statement regarding me is just stupid. Say I suck, say I'm not funny, say I'm an asshole, say it's probably in everyone's best interest to skip over my posts entirely, but don't say a faked PM saying I'm someone else summarizes all of my posts. It just makes no sense. I may lay down some turds here and there on this board, but they've been varied.
And I've never posted on KSEX, although I did register.
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I don't feel owned whatsoever, especially in that Random as much as admitted he'd been pegged.
See, again, lack of focus. Where/How did I admit I was pegged? Here's some advice: Take the cock out of your ass and the glue stick away from your nose. These things are just deterrents when trying to conceive an argument. Focus man, focus.
Why don't you set your ovaries aside for a moment and cop to who you really are. If your an ADT regular, you're a pussy for using a fake here. If you're and XXXPT regular, the same applies.
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