It appears Mandingo may be the only meatpuppet who doesn't have even the slightest bit of gay in him.
From Hilary Scott on the other board: "Mandingo does not do anal anymore."
It's possible this just means it's been difficult enough to stick that fire hydrant in a girls ass when it's hard, but must be damn near impossible when he can't get wood, which I hear is quite often, so he just gave up.
Either way. Whatever. I don't care. Fuck you.
And yes I know that Dave Pounder doesn't do anal. But that's because he's a bottom.
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