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#106062 - 06/10/05 02:44 AM Calling All Midgets!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Dwarfs little people and whatever the fuck else you're calling yourselves The rest of them may stand by and watch you steal our jobs but not me damnit! this is how I feed my kids!!!!!So its ON! Much like the immortal Andy Kauffman I will now launch a one man crusade,I will fight any midget anywhere anytime to save my livelyhood,and send you all back where you belong,getting thrown for distance in the back of less classy drinking establishments.If any midget should beat me(snick)pppbbbbtt he would be entitled to all the money I have on me at the time,however when I tax that ass? you will sign an agreement to never again work in porn.Only two rules,1) I gotta see you comming.all I need is to get cold cocked in the balls without warning(dont make me kill again)and 2)one at a fuckin time I know you have a tendancy to travel in packs (better visibility,less tossing) So if you feel lucky I will be at LA erotica this weekend or if you feel froggy get at me in the street,man up no cryin! The rest of you can thank me later,I got this-What? you want some too? Attachments 100284-toss19.jpg (56 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#106063 - 06/10/05 07:50 AM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Watch the fuck out for these three bastards, they work as a team and if you aren't careful, that giant lollipop will wind up in your rectum.... Attachments 100314-1071.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#106064 - 06/10/05 07:07 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I like Bishop but I'm betting on the midgets _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#106065 - 06/10/05 07:54 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
redbeard AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 440 Loc: Lake Michigan	maybe you could get the monkey cage to sponser it and make it a steel cage match.
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#106066 - 06/10/05 08:04 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
MindlessDribble Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 06/10/05 Posts: 36 Loc: Hemp Valley, CA	Quote: Dwarfs little people and whatever the fuck else you're calling yourselves The rest of them may stand by and watch you steal our jobs but not me damnit! this is how I feed my kids!!!!!So its ON! Much like the immortal Andy Kauffman I will now launch a one man crusade,I will fight any midget anywhere anytime to save my livelyhood,and send you all back where you belong,getting thrown for distance in the back of less classy drinking establishments.If any midget should beat me(snick)pppbbbbtt he would be entitled to all the money I have on me at the time,however when I tax that ass? you will sign an agreement to never again work in porn.Only two rules,1) I gotta see you comming.all I need is to get cold cocked in the balls without warning(dont make me kill again)and 2)one at a fuckin time I know you have a tendancy to travel in packs (better visibility,less tossing) So if you feel lucky I will be at LA erotica this weekend or if you feel froggy get at me in the street,man up no cryin! The rest of you can thank me later,I got this-What? you want some too? Bishop's worst nightmare _________________________ "Read the updated Rules(post #105028)! Free Dribble! Oppression!"
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#106067 - 06/10/05 08:07 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	My money is Bishop. Doesnt Matter Which Midget Is Chosen to fight him. The midget would go for Bishop's legs, Bishop would then grab the guy's oversized football shaped head and proceed to punt the human R2D2 to some planet on the outer rim of our galaxy, most likely Longshots home planet. _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#106068 - 06/10/05 08:48 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
MindlessDribble Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 06/10/05 Posts: 36 Loc: Hemp Valley, CA	Quote: My money is Bishop. Doesnt Matter Which Midget Is Chosen to fight him. The midget would go for Bishop's legs, Bishop would then grab the guy's oversized football shaped head and proceed to punt the human R2D2 to some planet on the outer rim of our galaxy, most likely Longshots home planet. I'm pulling for Bishop in that matchup because I feel that midgets are the "new" scourge of the Earth, at least since the black plaque that wiped out much of Europe. I just hope he finds a way to protect his "twig and berries" because if the midget gets a hold of those, he's going to be swinging around like Tarzan. _________________________ "Read the updated Rules(post #105028)! Free Dribble! Oppression!"
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#106069 - 06/12/05 12:54 AM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hence the gotta see ya comming rule otherwise you got twig snappin' and berry punchin'.The midge pictured above looks formidable but that where my anger comes in and my will to protect my job (which any male talent will tell you is key)I would just pull out the stops on robo-midge and eventually get ahold of him where I can use my patented Bionic Toss TM. and,,,Hey! are you trying to get me to give away all my secrets?! How fuckin tall are you? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#106070 - 06/12/05 11:55 AM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Hypnocock Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/22/03 Posts: 702 Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...	Quote: I like Bishop but I'm betting on the midgets ...Bishop can always count on you for support, eh Uncle Cleetus! _________________________ Killing is My Business...And Business is Phenomenal!
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#106071 - 06/12/05 01:41 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
MindlessDribble Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 06/10/05 Posts: 36 Loc: Hemp Valley, CA	Quote: Hey! are you trying to get me to give away all my secrets?! How fuckin tall are you? I must admit, I'm only a 3 feet taller then Brandon Irons but I think that it is enough to disqualify me as a midget. It seems like a midget fighting match could easily be turned into a midget punting contest. Maybe two midgets at a time would be more fair. _________________________ "Read the updated Rules(post #105028)! Free Dribble! Oppression!"
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#106072 - 06/12/05 02:15 PM Re: Calling All Midgets!
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: I like Bishop but I'm betting on the midgets ...Bishop can always count on you for support, eh Uncle Cleetus! First rule of gambling- never bet with the heart _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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