My Brandon/Dr Pornz/Cuervo Gold - Inspired Shit List Rant....


A week ago I confessed to really being Larry Flynt posing as a 35 yr old wheelchair bound perverted intellectual with a lot of time on his hands...I lied.

I am really Christopher Reeve, returned from the dead to troll this board in the name of Fetal Stem Cell Research, waiting for a stupid 19 yr old porn chick from Des Moines to post a thread like this:

"Help! About 5-1/2 weeks ago I did my first 8 guy-and-a-midget creampie...and now I think I am pregnant. I don't have the money for an abortion, because I lost all my ID and can't cash my checks...what should I do?"