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#105974 - 06/09/05 08:44 PM God it's beautiful
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	First Cleetus, then Monkey, then Da Burglar, now Monstar get the black lettering. Somewhere in Brazil, a very lonely man is playing Star Wars Stratomatic with an especially intense expression on his face and tears rolling down his cheeks. _________________________
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#105975 - 06/09/05 09:50 PM Re: God it's beautiful
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I just sold My Star Wars Stratomatic to a 58 year old ex-hippie accompanied by his "housemate" who had no underwear on beneath her skirt..... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#105976 - 06/09/05 10:11 PM Re: God it's beautiful
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	nah, smartt's not crying over this one. it's the 9-year old urchin he lured into his mangrove-tree hut with a cheez-doodle on a string that's in tears, smartt's too careful with the origninal-issue storm-trooper mask he's wearing to let it get wet. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#105977 - 06/09/05 10:58 PM Re: God it's beautiful
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Somewhere in Brazil, a very lonely man is playing Star Wars Stratomatic with an especially intense expression on his face and tears rolling down his cheeks. Quote: nah, smartt's not crying over this one. it's the 9-year old urchin he lured into his mangrove-tree hut with a cheez-doodle on a string that's in tears, smartt's too careful with the origninal-issue storm-trooper mask he's wearing to let it get wet. I can't remember laughing as hard as i did reading these two comments, because i can visualize both so clearly that it almost seems real and its something that is well within the realms of smartt _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#105978 - 06/10/05 02:48 AM Re: God it's beautiful
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Me smoke'm peace pipe Congrats Monstar _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#105979 - 06/12/05 04:15 AM Re: God it's beautiful
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Bump. I love arab and james' posts in this thread. I just noticed that smartt posts everywhere but in the cage, is that his idea of a punishment to the board?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#105980 - 06/13/05 11:27 AM Re: God it's beautiful
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I'm surprised Smartt has time for any of this, what with his pedo-testing of the Chewbacca Penis Puppet he's created. _________________________
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