we need to collectively-hire a decently-despicable "monkey cage hencheman/footsoldier" to report out of southern-california. that way, we'd get that deeply-satisfying feeling that only comes from suspicious-fires and putting intent-to-distribute amounts of drugs in this guy's garage and calling the cops. even just knowing i helped ensure this guy is beaten-with a tire-iron would be great. and it's only pennies a day more than immunizing a child in the third-world.