From lukeisback.com

Classic Luke.
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Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Serena: "A unicorn. I was raised as a Buddhist [in Baltimore]. I was told I could have whatever I wanted when I got older, so I would meditate on becoming a unicorn.



Whores shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
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I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy. Put him in my basket and ride around on my bike.



Crasy whores.