Instead of creating new IDs, I am gonna allow several different people beside's myself to log on as Da Burglar...you won't know who the fuck is posting now.

The candidates:

Jamal, current head of Club Da Burglar(TM) Security;

Alicia, a 20 year old Blond, U-MASS Sophomore who works at Da Burglar's Favorite Restaurant, Hooters. Ali also likes pills, so I affectionately refer to her as "Chemical Ali"...<Da Burglar Gets Blank Stare from Ali when he calls her this;

Grandpa Da Burglar, a 78 yr old nursing home resident who has lost his mind, but not his erectile function.

God help you all.