i figured out i was never going to be the best at anything pretty-young, when i lose to someone with extroadinary-ability i just appreciate it at this point. i'm happy being lower-nobility throughout my life, you get to box the ears of peasants but you can still be less-than-regal. monkey's just more comically-devious than i am, he's like the MJ of porn-forum-comedy. retirements, gambling-losses and having stuff named after him during his lifetime. i demand a "smelly monkey_behind the glory"