dude, the monkey has a cage and cult of personality for a reason. he's also the only person who should make fake accounts, he does it very rarely and they';e home-runs. the thing with baja and danza were they weren't vehicles o'vendetta or someone who dug themselves into a hole of expected-behavior.
his fakes tend to end up being funny to everyone. except sportswami, but i doubt he figured it out.

monkey-2
guys expected to be the intellectual-elite of the nation and beyond-0(he got me too)