Nobody is going to believe it, but I've never had another nym. Every place I've posted (including the AVN blog, about the Bloated Redhead kicking Our Moral Leader off of a set), I've used Smiling Arab. BGOL, Randi Wright's board (the chef hat sex scenario), here...

I've only thought about another ID once. I was going to do a lame impression of Skeeter doing a lame impression of a fan ("god bless sodomy, monkey is gay, etc etc etc") to try to draw him here. Funny how reality is a self-perpetuating extermination service.