Since the other reviewers have given the stats and play by play, Smut will give his impressions of this flick. For fun, this will take a few posts, so be patient for the wisedom. Basically, I might as well get it over w/ right from go and say Bukkake freaks and fans of cum slopped faces slick w/ slime pooled up in the eyes will love this. If you count yourself in those depraved ranks then Baker’s Dozen 4 is a necessity. It’s amazing just how much slop these bitches allow themselves to be coated with while not quite Bukkake levels of slime, but Baker’s Dozen dudes spunk twice as much gunk than the avarage cretin, so the faces are thick w/ splurk. The bonus being that one hoe has to clean up the other ho’s face w/ her tongue. It’s a sticky spectacle of depravity for the damned.
The more I see of Hillary Scott the less I like her and it looks like she’s going down the cumslick tubes to hell fast. She doesn’t care, so why should I? I don’t anymore. I put salt on my heart like it is a slug. Maybe it’s b/c she’s seen sans make-up as are the rest of the sluts here. Even Luci Thai looked tired like all this fucking has taken a toll on my baby. And now she’s on her knees sadly awaiting a rainfall of seed. Next step? American Bukkake? Satan say ‘tis okay. Jeff would say hooray. Looky there, some beat your meat poetry thrown into the review like mushrooms on a pizza for no extra charge. Well, dirtbag that I am went right to her scene b/c she’s a high ranking ho in my porn harem… 2b cuntinued

You know what? I was totally wrong about Hillary Scott b/c she's humbled Smut in several scenes since I saw this. Sorry, baby. You can kick my ass when I see you, only if you dress up like that Hardcore School Girl and do it.