whoa, zz-top. the best thing about people with distracting facial hair and affectations for every angle of their beings like wearing sunglasses at night(i don't know who you are and you weren't in chinatown, ergo=you're homeless? deranged?) is that they're still just boring little fat kids. except now, they smell worse because of the rebellious facial hair. well, as rebellious as ripping-off a very famous pair of iconoclasts without having a furry guitar.

life's still lord of the flies, you're still piggy. zz-top has legs, they know how to use them to kick you in the head until you stop stealing their schtick