Cytheria isn't fooling anyone. We know that make-up is only there to conceal the bags caused by too many drug-induced, sleepless nights. It's no fashion statement. This I know.



Steve Hirsch: Not just a industry mogul, but the inspiration for Eva's over-tanning. I love you Monstar.



I'm always creeped out when I see a couple and think the man is prettier than the woman.