Let’s see how many movies I can review w/ the word “ass” in the title starting w/ this flick by one of my fave directors: Twisted Tommy. The best thing about his movies is that the talent aren’t the usual fucked out suspects from the U.S., these are Private-quality euro hoes that are almost always new to me and the dudes while hollow shells aren't as annoying as the look at me rent-a-puds that fuck in America. It’s not cool to give props to a make-up artist but having this Izabella on thie set makes the starlets into living breathing art er I mean sex objects. Nice eye for wardrobe, too. The fishnets just gleam on these hoes while their honeycomb hide-outs glisten. Twisted Tommy keeps the babes as the focus of the frame far enough to view shoes and all, but close enough for somebody to reach out and touch while touching himself fiercely. Twisted's syle is unique w/the flashes of a look or a shoe that suddenly appear to disappear like subliminal messages.
While this is no Ask For Ass, there’s a sweet young gotta be eighteen babe oddly named Uusi Li Jong. Sheesh, those fuckin’ europeans and their silly names. How about Jersey Jaxson for American stupidity? Anyhoo, the first scene w/ Simone far outshines the rest and makes it a keeper. For a split second I thought she looked like Haley, but consider the source. This babe is freakin’ mindnumbingly hot and she looks absolutely fab to jab in an amazing black lingerie crotchless open nipple you get the picture outfit. Not really... a must see for yourself. WORDS NEVER DO PORN JUSTICE. Beautiful thank goddess she does porn, there’s a rare aura that only european starlets exude. This chick has got it working overtime all fuckdolled up in those pointy boots that are becoming all the rage. As expected, she double sucks, gets fucked and sucks doggy cowgirl spoon. The dp was kind of groody w/ the euro automaton asses in agonizing view and it’s a position where the hoes are often obscured. Too bad they don’t make x-ray spexxx that turns the dudes into ghosts through which you can see the lovelies. Smut is a dreamer. [Twisted Tommy Productions]
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