You Know You're A Pervert When...........kinky sex means you switched Lubes.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........you cant jerk off to a Jenna Jameson film.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........when you spend a whole day at work, thinking about what whore to jerk off too.

You Know You're A Pervert When...........your idea of a blind date requires a glory hole.