6/2/05
www.lukeisback.comAs I walk in, Rob's giving some of his vintage Roy Karch stories. Roy flew Cytherea's mother in the for the weekend. It was a disaster. They hated each other.
Rob wants to shoot the first scene on the filthy dog mat.
On Memorial Day, Brian walked in and found his wife getting a tattoo on her back, and Serena Marcus and Amber Peach going at it with strap-ons, while they all watched a bestiality DVD.
Brian: "What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?"
Long pause.
Brian: "A pilot, you f---ing racist."
Ron wants to come to the XRCO tonight in Brian's rented hummer limo. "You can't bring Delores [Ron's wife]," says Brian. "No black people."
Angelica's shivering in her lingerie.
"Do you know what makes you warm?" Brian offers. "Sucking dick."
Duke: "Who was starring in the bestiality DVD?"
Brian: "A German girl. And a horse. If it's not a horse, what's the point?"
Beats me.
Ron Sullivan recalls the softball game Bill Margold organized on the Saturday four days after 9/11. Bill insisted that the game go ahead.
"Yeah," said Brian, "because the porno stars were so torn up by 9/11."
About five people showed up to watch. Ron Sullivan was the umpire. Janine Lindemulder was the pitcher and catcher. "She's great athlete," says Ron. "She has more tattoos than Ryan Knoxxx."
Angelica complains she's cold.
Ron invites her to snuggle with him.
"Will you tell me dirty bedtime stories?" she asks.
Ron cuddles with her. "Did I tell you about the time we tied up momma bear?" he begins.
Brian says he's quit quitting -- drugs, alcohol, etc. If he ever feels like he's about to quit, he calls a friend in his support group and they immediately come over and smoke the good bud with him.
"At my low point, I had a nice house and cars, but eversince I quit quitting, it's all gone."
I say I hope I have as much hair as Ron when I'm his age.
"I hope I'm vertical when I'm his age," says Brian.
Ron tells Angelica: "Little Red Riding Hood is a crack whore, but a nice one."
I look over Rob's writing:
He spells Ryan Knoxx as "rion knots."
Charlotte is "charlet."
The Lamplighter is "lamplitter."
D.Wise is "D.Wice."
Celestia Starr is "salstastor."
Brooklin Nights is "Broklin Hight."
Serena Marcus walks in carrying a 40-ounce Bud Light in a brown paper bag. It's 11am.
She puts it on the floor when I try to take a picture of her with it. Later she pours some of it into a mug and claims it's tea.
Brian says he's kicking Kimmy out of the house today. "She can go live with someone else and not clean their house."
Charlotte tells photographer Bill Diehl that she has to go get her cigarettes.
"They're in your back pocket, sweetheart," he points out.
Cythera tells Brian that she doesn't have the heart to kick Kimmy out. "I can yell at her, but I can't kick her out."
Cytherea walks around without a top because her new tattoo hurts her.
Dressed in bikinis, Serena and Cytherea make a run to get fast food from Wendy's and gasoline. Serena is not the best driver, so I back her SUV out and turn it around. It makes me feel like a man. "A testosterone-builder," notes Brian.
Serena didn't realize that she's booked (like four other girls today) to do two separate scenes (a girl-girl and a BJ) for a sum total of $400.
"If you've got a problem with that," says Kenny Carolina, the production manager, "call Rob right now."
Serena agrees to go ahead and do the scenes. She just wants them done quickly.
Ryan Knoxxx is unable to pop from his BJ from Charlotte. Brian steps in and pops within two minutes. Cytherea is proud of him.
D.Wise says, "I used to be Brian's favorite black guy."
What happened?
Brian: "I bought a new one."
Who's your new favorite black guy?
"Mr. Pete."
Cytherea's furious. Dick Delaware broke her bong. It's the second time her bong's been broken. She deplores the low state of morality and personal responsibility in our society which allows people to carelessly break other people's bongs. What kind of world do we want to create for our children? Friends don't let friends break others' bongs.
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