I find this exchange funny:

Luke: "I read in the newspaper what everyone else did."

Farrah: "What was that?"

Luke: "That you were part of a scheme going around to banks and that the police charged you with stealing thousands of dollars from banks?"

Farrah: "Did they show pictures?"
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