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#105198 - 06/05/05 04:13 AM Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
10 vasiline
09 motor oil
08 his own saliva
07 snail slime
06 rotten fruit
05 the stick of butter in your fridge right now
04 fuck lube he needs to jerk right now!
03 his own blood(after no4)
02 chapstick(acquired by rubbing on hands)
And the N0.1 chickenmaster jerk-off lube-midget earwax
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#105199 - 06/05/05 07:09 AM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

10 vasiline
09 motor oil
08 his own saliva
07 snail slime
06 rotten fruit
05 the stick of butter in your fridge right now
04 fuck lube he needs to jerk right now!
03 his own blood(after no4)
02 chapstick(acquired by rubbing on hands)
And the N0.1 chickenmaster jerk-off lube-midget earwax




Poor start from Bishop, my money's on Chicken now.
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#105200 - 06/06/05 07:15 AM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Wait so now its an ivor/bishop feud?. These things are so hard to keep up with. I miss the old feuds xxxpt used to have, there was pure hatred behind them. Gen and i still have it but lately shes been too busy trying to build her empire around urine.
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#105201 - 06/06/05 08:17 AM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Wait so now its an ivor/bishop feud?.




Nope. I prefer to stay neutral in these things and just hope for an entertaining message board knife-fight.

I was merely commenting on the poor quality of Bishop's opening volley. That's just playground stuff, it will bounce right off. To really make an impact he need to get personal, find a raw nerve and then play on it for all it's worth. Much like you did with Kyoto, inducing his meltdown.

Bishop has his work cut out - so far I've seen little evidence of Chickenmaster having such a button to push.
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#105202 - 06/06/05 08:20 AM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
chickenmaster = dt_danza

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#105203 - 06/06/05 10:37 AM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

chickenmaster = dt_danza




Truth be known I could never match danza's wit.

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#105204 - 06/06/05 07:33 PM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/21/05
Posts: 35
Loc: the bermuda triangle...
Chickenmaster rules!


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#105205 - 06/06/05 10:53 PM Re: Top Ten Chickenmaster Jerk Lubes
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Chickenmaster rules!




I had to give you 4 stars for that Avatar. Would have given you 5 if you had made some interesting comments instead of kissing chickenmaster's ass.

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