10 vasiline
09 motor oil
08 his own saliva
07 snail slime
06 rotten fruit
05 the stick of butter in your fridge right now
04 fuck lube he needs to jerk right now!
03 his own blood(after no4)
02 chapstick(acquired by rubbing on hands)
And the N0.1 chickenmaster jerk-off lube-midget earwax