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After having spent a wonderful day with my new daughter in my arms its tough to muster any ill will ,but back to the pretty-hate machine that is porn.
Okay first things first-Dad you are right I must priortize,I may hate chicken(man not fried)but the midget is affecting my livelyhood.Therefore I challenge him to come out of his Barbie's Malibu Beach House tm. and meet me head-to-thigh,so we can settle this man to um,well ahem.You know what I mean.Also I need to clear up one thing,from what I understand this guy is beating me out of work not only because he is a midget, but I hear he's got skills.His up-and-over move is said to defy logic and put one in mind of Jordan

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face to thigh. Jeff you have to hire the black midget then get bishop to ambush him out the front with a crowbar because the screwdriver would be a dead giveaway.