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#105147 - 06/04/05 10:28 PM
Bishop takes aim at public enemy number 1
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Many may think that the current chicken master/bishop feud is his main fight at the moment. Well those people are dead wrong, some may say dead midget wrong, wait ignore that i was right the first time, they are dead wrong. Bishop is on the cusp of being regarded as a top notch black performer, past trying to prove himself he is getting to a veteran level now BUT one man stands in his way. Little pimp. Thats right a freak performer, a fad, a big dicked midget flash in the pan fad. Understandably this would annoy any hard working male performer having good jobs taken away by lesser performers just because they look funny. Bishop had a gig lined up with Lady Armani, decent hoodrat performer who happens to have the prettiest slit in the biz, yet two days out he gets the call all male performers dread. " sorry we've decided to go in a different direction". In the back of bishops mind he knew who it was, the same guy who was responsible for the last two times this has happend. That damn big dicked midget who is taking food of his table. Well its third stirke and its on now bitch.  
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#105149 - 06/04/05 11:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bishop is giving him that crazy look but little pimp doesn't seem too fazed by it. We need to get little pimp here to explain his actions.
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#105150 - 06/04/05 11:49 PM
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Registered: 04/06/05
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I would love to see the little pimp get on here and speak. Better yet, i would love to hear him rap a remix to that oompa loompa song. It would probably go something like this:
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I TAKES THE BITCHES BISHOP WAS SCHEDULED TO DO
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
DONT YOU WISH JESSICA DARLIN HAD HIV
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOUVE GOT A BIG COCK,
YOUR TALLER THAN THE WHITE CELL COUNT LARA ROXX HAS GOT
SORRY BISHOP BOY MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG
THATS WHY THEY BRING ME IN AND SEND YOUR ASS HOME,
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE 3 FOOT 3 YOUR PROBABLY ME,
I MAY BE SMALL BUT MY DICKS BIGGER THAN MOST,
ID BANG MELISSA, GEN, AND MOST OF YOU BITCHES THAT POST,
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
And FYI i had to google the lyrics, fuck you bitches!!
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#105151 - 06/04/05 11:58 PM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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After having spent a wonderful day with my new daughter in my arms its tough to muster any ill will ,but back to the pretty-hate machine that is porn.
Okay first things first-Dad you are right I must priortize,I may hate chicken(man not fried)but the midget is affecting my livelyhood.Therefore I challenge him to come out of his Barbie's Malibu Beach House tm. and meet me head-to-thigh,so we can settle this man to um,well ahem.You know what I mean.Also I need to clear up one thing,from what I understand this guy is beating me out of work not only because he is a midget, but I hear he's got skills.His up-and-over move is said to defy logic and put one in mind of Jordan
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#105152 - 06/05/05 12:01 AM
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#105153 - 06/05/05 11:44 AM
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Bishop, I'm tellin you as a friend watch your back callin out that midget- he looks like a straight up OG. You'll give him the boot and 50 little gangstas will be jumpin on your back.
I loves me some midgets but I stand by some wise words that a friend once told me: "never trust a midget"
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#105154 - 06/05/05 11:48 AM
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"never trust a midget"
That was Reggie White, wasn't it? 
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#105157 - 06/05/05 04:01 PM
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Quote:
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"never trust a midget"
That was Reggie White, wasn't it?
No, it was my pal Tom- where he got it from I don't know but it is a golden rule dude.
I was alluding to this skit by Tracy Morgan, following the formerly racist/currently dead Reverend Reggie White's tirade in front of the Wisconsin congress in which he insulted pretty much every ethnic group that exists (except the brotherman). Tracy Morgan capped it off perfectly with "I hate Samoans, and little smelly midgets" or something to that effect. Gotta love those fundamentalist Christians.
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#105159 - 06/06/05 09:36 AM
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 face to thigh. Jeff you have to hire the black midget then get bishop to ambush him out the front with a crowbar because the screwdriver would be a dead giveaway.
If you film that, I'll buy it.
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