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Rob often employs ugly women in his movies because he gets them cheaper. Sometimes they weigh over 400 pounds.

Today I called Rob and asked him about his talent for that day's shoot of old women with young women. He said he had a beautiful blonde on set. She was a lawyer.

I made the 45-minute drive. I meet Rob's gorgeous blonde -- Angelica, a 44-year old legal secretary. My journey is suddenly worthwhile. Everything I've been through is worth it now that I get to hang out with Rob's girls.


Of course, this thread is completely pointless if you were being sarcastic. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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