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#104776 - 06/02/05 09:12 PM For Luke Ford
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	can do better than Rob often employs ugly women in his movies because he gets them cheaper. Sometimes they weigh over 400 pounds. Today I called Rob and asked him about his talent for that day's shoot of old women with young women. He said he had a beautiful blonde on set. She was a lawyer. I made the 45-minute drive. I meet Rob's gorgeous blonde -- Angelica, a 44-year old legal secretary. My journey is suddenly worthwhile. Everything I've been through is worth it now that I get to hang out with Rob's girls. Of course, this thread is completely pointless if you were being sarcastic. Sometimes it's hard to tell. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#104777 - 06/02/05 09:29 PM Re: For Luke Ford
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Fucking beat me to it. Ignore her weathered face and just look at her something about mary choppers, it looks like she chipped off a few piano keys and super glued them to her existing grey smokers teeth. Luke is so dry its hard to tell when he is serious and when he isn't. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#104778 - 06/02/05 11:45 PM Re: For Luke Ford
DukeFloored Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/19/04 Posts: 249	I look beneath the surface to the heart. Talking to Tony Malice about you guys tonight at the XRCO... You're my favorite board.
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#104779 - 06/03/05 01:44 AM Re: For Luke Ford
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	malice was there? i didn t see him. i love this board too. and christie lee's pink eye _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#104780 - 06/03/05 01:58 AM Re: For Luke Ford
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	dude... your ass is blind if you didnt see malice... _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#104781 - 06/03/05 08:33 AM Re: For Luke Ford
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	naw just smashed. did keiko stab me with a fork? WTF _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#104782 - 06/03/05 08:46 AM Re: For Luke Ford
kmginc ADT regular Registered: 05/12/05 Posts: 9 Loc: Austin, Texas	The whore is horrible for porn but would make a good street whore. She has that worn look that street walkers need. Hey, here's 20 bucks bitch now suck my dick
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#104783 - 06/03/05 09:08 AM Re: For Luke Ford
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	She looks like something you dug out of a garbage bin.Throw her back in Luke,shes rotten. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#104784 - 06/03/05 06:53 PM Re: For Luke Ford
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I look beneath the surface to the heart. Talking to Tony Malice about you guys tonight at the XRCO... You're my favorite board. Hooray we've moved from forth to first. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#104785 - 06/04/05 02:03 PM Re: For Luke Ford
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	Quote: I look beneath the surface to the heart. Well I look beneath the floor mats and all I see is rusted fuckin' floor-boards _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#104786 - 06/04/05 09:24 PM Re: For Luke Ford
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I look beneath the surface to the heart. Talking to Tony Malice about you guys tonight at the XRCO... You're my favorite board. Luke rocks cuz' he came to the same conclusion I did...of course I reached mine 5-1/2 months before he did, but still XPT rules... ( I wish I had an Icon of a crippled smiley WHEELCHAIRBANG FUCKING a Jenna Icon in the ass..) **Definition of WHEELCHAIR BANGING: You sit in your chair with a Hardon....a chick/whore/escort/female blood relation bends over a table, legs spread....You wheel Forward, making the insert...then u wheel backwards....wheel forward, wheel back..... Works best and is funnier if you have an electric wheelchair, then its like jerking off as you work the joy stick.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#104787 - 06/05/05 11:50 AM Re: For Luke Ford
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	Attachments 99238-wheelchair_hill_jpg.jpg (2 downloads) Edited by DrCyclops (06/05/05 11:54 AM) _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#104788 - 06/05/05 12:38 PM Re: For Luke Ford
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Ooohhh, good idea....have a porn chick waiting at the bottom of the hill, bent over a trashcan, legs spread....I push off and free fall-roll from the top, no brakes, with my hardon sticking out like a lance. I crash into the chick from behind.... (depending how my aim is, whether it goes in her ass or pussy can be the subject of side wagering...) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#104789 - 06/05/05 03:12 PM Re: For Luke Ford
BiG WoRM Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 368	My goodness, I wouldn't even let my dog fuck this whore. His dick would probably fall off and then I would have to take this skank to court for animal cruelity.
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#104790 - 06/05/05 03:16 PM Re: For Luke Ford
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	Quote: Quote: Ooohhh, good idea....have a porn chick waiting at the bottom of the hill, bent over a trashcan, legs spread....I push off and free fall-roll from the top, no brakes, with my hardon sticking out like a lance. I crash into the chick from behind.... (depending how my aim is, whether it goes in her ass or pussy can be the subject of side wagering...) It could be a new "Special Olympics" event:WHORE JOUSTING. _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#104791 - 06/07/05 09:01 AM Re: For Luke Ford
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: The dude is wheeling into a gators mouth.Thats fucking hardcore. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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