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....a few sirens go off, a Fire Engine Horn reverberates in the distance...I am sitting naked in my wheelchair with an LAFD helmet on my head, in the middle of a Holiday Inn hotel room...an empty 40 oz MGD is on the bed, along with a copy of the movie Backdraft and a woman's thong....my bladder is full...

I smell smoke...over by the table, on the floor, a 18 year old stupid, semi-hott blond from Fargo, North Dakota is lieing on the floor, with a birthday cake on her stomach with 18 candles a'burnin....I instinctively wheel over to her, imitatiing a fire engine siren...I aim and empty my bladder onto the cake putting out the candles....


What does this mean???



I have no fuckin' clue what this means. But I now feel like cake.

Oh and D.B., please direct you attention over here.
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