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Now that her chat has been delayed by another week does this mean i have to stare at that picture until the chat?. Also spell check has expired and without it im like a cripple without his chair.



I have often been a cripple without his wheelchair...usually after a 2 day bender, and I dont remember where the fuck I left it, or when I let some Fat Chick sit in it after she gets winded giving me a hand job and her increased center of gravity snaps the fucking roll bar....

...and, um, I like Christie Lee...but Monkey has a point, can we get one with her eating some yogurt...? I'm not picky, just enjoy a change of scenery.....





That reminds me of a joke, apologies of you've already heard it.

An irish man is at the local pub and it's time for him to leave so he gets up off the bar stool and falls to the ground, crawls over to the door lifts himself up and hails a cab. Get's in the cab and goes home, falls out of the cab crawls over to his front door, lifts himself up only to collapse. He struggles his way to the bedroom and with his last burst of energy collapses on his bed and passes out. In the morning his wife yells at him and says "You were were out drinking again" he flashes a charming smile and says" why dear, why would say a thing like that" she reples "The bartends just called and you left your wheelcahir there again".