It's readily apparent that I touched a nerve with the following post: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=97994&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post98156

So, I'm supposed to pitch a hissy fit now because some keyboard commando co-opted my username...