It was a couple summers ago when my dream of being a porn star took a turn for the better, I found out the number to the bukkake hotline, left a message and a few weeks later got a call from a woman telling me that I would be booked for the first scene of american bukkake 21. Not remembering the conversation to well, the one thing I do remember asking the lady is "how much do you get paid" her response was "it depends on your talent"...hum I thought,
knowing that I would have no problem busting my nut with perfect time and aim I packed my bags and headed south to north hollywood to begin my dream. The six our drive went buy quick, as I thought to myself, dam im finally ganna do what ive allways wanted to do. After almost getting in a head on collision in front of the bukkake house ware it is a one way street I talked to a guy named ralph, who ashured me that my HIV test{swab} was fine and I was good to go.Standing in line with all the other jerk offs was probley one of the most memerable things, everyone havin a good time drinkin and smokin exc..
After seeing the two black girls dildo eachother my dick finaly became hard when one of them spit into the others mouth,,whitch I have to say was a disopointment because that part was not on the video ... however as I stood with a bunch of realy fucking ugly guys all I thought about was how the one girl swallowed the other girls spit and my time was up,, so I pushed some jerks aside and blew my thick yellow nut right into the spit swallowers mouth, I think I was around the 10th to 15 th dude to pop and right at that time I was handed a card witch I was to take to ralph to proove I poped and I would be paid. Well here is ware the story gets fucked up.... After driving six hours from north to south, and giving a stars performence, I was told by ralph that he only had enogh money to pay the Blood hiv test doners and not the swabs..hum..or what ever you call it {aliza I think} Ralph told me just to hang on to the card and he would pay me at the second shoot...well I never made it to the second shoot, so I called the number on my phone from the booking call, ware I was referred to another number ware I was told the checks have been mailed.....
so a few weeks go buy and no check recieved,,, just to let you no I realy didnt give a fuck about the $50 {at the time jm paid } I probley would have just kept the check as a suvinier.... however I decided to contact jeff and tell him my story via email... Now when A good co fucks up they take care of the problem,, but thats not the case here... After telling jeff "hey dude ya no I never got paid for my part and seeing the video out in stores kind of pisses me off, but fuck dude,, send me a copy of the dvd and Ill forget about it. This is what I got in return from someone who made money off my nut shot.." sorry we pay cash after every pop, better luck next time " so in response I said I would be happy to come down to his office and play match the dick with the video, but never heard enything els about it.
so after all that I just said fuck it and went about my life,, but every time I see the dvd in the local fuck shop
it does piss me off, not just the point that I did the shoot and didnt get paid, but the great customer service from jm.

well as I always say, "If you think you can do porn better, do it yourself." That's what I did and look at me now....

okay maybe I am not a good example

WTF? Holy shit where the fuck do I start with this pussy? This "Norcal" dude is an emotional cripple....

(My Economics Degree finally kicks in...) Let's assume for a moment he drove from the middle of fucking Humboldt county all the way to No. Hllywd. Figure 50 bucks gas, 10 bucks fast food along the way....THEN add in his missing 50 bucks for his "POP"....wait, let's call it what it is....ORGASM. So that's a 110 bucks so far....(now it gets liberal but I am trying to be fair until Jeff signs on and Napalms this fucker)...lets Double that for "Opportunity cost" (he could have taken his 110 bucks and done something else with it.) Add in 80 bucks for his time (of which he obviously has an abundance to write such a fucking verbose post that basically said..."I didn't get paid to cum"...) So its 300 bucks....

Hey fucktard....that's actually a pretty good deal...You blasted a chick probably better looking than anything you will find in Legget California, a chick who if anyone in LA hired as an escort would probably pay like 400-500 to do basically what you did...so enjoy your 30 seconds of fame.

HELLO MATT!!!

DID ANY GIRL SQUIRT??!!! I MUST KNOW, TELL ME!!!

Matt your a liar.Jim sez you where paid and I believe him.We have had 1000s of bukkake boys preform for us over the years and somehow you are they ONLY one who has had a problem getting paid.Get a life dude.

Considering his spelling, I'm guessing he didn't finish the 8th grade, and was probably 5 years behind in math at that point. Unless of course it was Brandon, in which case this theory might still apply.

Hey Burglar and john keep swingin from those nuts for your jerk material. Sorry Jeff Im not just ganna get paid $50 and then decide to come up with some story about my bad luck with your co, so fuck you dude im not a liar, and who ever said I got paid is mistakin. But fuck it, I didnt exspect anyone to say,"ya no what this guy drove down here had a great pop and didnt get paid,fuck man sorry ill send you a dvd" its the point that theres a dvd out there with me in it and some how some way the organized staff lost my info or whatever, cool your mistake not mine I did my part, do yours.

In fairness, you should be paying Jeff, not the other way around. $

don't worrie you will still get 1099 you fucking lop, jeff please make it out for 5 grand, for time that this asshat stole from me while i read his stupity

QUOTE "I understand its a Bukkake shoot, and there's a lot of guys in the same room, but what straight male makes a comment like that? Someone needs to tell Matt from Norcal that gays on a straight shoot get paid less. Having a closet case fag on the set is an occupational hazard for the heterosexual males that are trying to do their heterosexual job.

Ya dude thats the best one yet, how bout instead of jerking to xxxporntalk at 5 in the morning getting a job at mcdonalds and being a productive human, I see a bright future ahead for you.

Out of the 400 readers for this post it seems only a very few have shit flying out of there mouth, so to you I say, Im sorry that the only thing you have to look forward to at night is your porn. Its not my falt you got your first piece of pussy at age 31 from a lady holding a sign, and for you there would be nothing better in life then to jack off on a chicks face"wow"

Jeff buisness is so good that you cant pay the higherd minimum wage workers thanks for the offer on buying the video but i think ill do like the majority of the jerks on xxxporntalk and head over to RLD or PXP to get some quality videos.

Fault

Hired

what's bukkake? Sounds a lot like the meat mix I give my dragons.

Shouldnt you be engrossed in a J.R.R. Tolkein novel or watching a 72 hour marathon of the Lord of The Rings movies you walking Dirty Sanchez. Go back to ADT and may the force be with you while your sucking Stephs cock over there. If you decide not to go back please do all of us a favor here at XPT, do the humane thing and blow your fucking skull right off.

Black warrior is that a pink bat slung over your avatar's shoulder?