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Monstar, do you pluck your eyebrows? Just curious.




Yes I do. The Native American's are generally a hairless lot. I have little-to-no body hair, BUT a little known fact that: I have a little Italian running the thru my veins.

The only noticeable indication of this would be my eyebrows can get out of control.

To combat this I use tweezers and a pair of scissors to give my eyebrows shape and form.

At one time this was pointed out on my website under the heading "Stupid Fax about Me:"

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1.) I learned how to pluck eyebrows by taping up a picture of Sherlyn Fenn From Playboy on my mirror & copying hers.

( Side note: While I was working on Friends she guest starred on an episode. I wanted to thank her for being the inspiration behind my perfectly formed eyebrows....but i pussied out.








I feel like I am wheeling by the Cosmetics department in Nordstroms....

Actually, I think it's great Monstar plucks his eyebrows...I plucked a turkey in a 6th grade Thanksgiving Play where I played Captain Miles Stand-offish, even then my piss and vinegar antisocial demon was manifesting itself in untimely ways. There was an Italian Kid playing Squanto, "the Indian-with-corn"; at age 11, this junior goombah had bushier eyebrows than my 81 yr old Granpa Burglar...

Monkey is right though, I can't hate Monstar either for some reason...maybe if I quit drinking for 84 minutes....
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