You look at some people, you can see their destiny in their face (er... avatar)...

Kami: Angry radio show host

Mandy: Married, screwing her husband until he's reduced to a pile of brown hamburger stuck against the sheet

Melissa: I'm not really sure, but it's going to be dark and strange and Lex Luther-like. Maybe a supervillian that tries to take away the sun or something.


(and of course:

Arab: chained underneath someone's sink somewhere. Or a federal judge, one of the two.)