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#104052 - 05/30/05 09:55 PM
Re: What happened to the Melissa Lauren threads?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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She lost her stroke appeal once we found out she was brandon.
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#104056 - 06/04/05 04:48 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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What else would you expect from a company run by Brandon Iron? Without even looking at who posted the last pic i could tell it was John West Fan with his trademark black lightsaber closeup pic
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#104057 - 06/04/05 08:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
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That's that bathroom in 'The Shining' isn't it?
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#104058 - 06/04/05 08:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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#104059 - 06/05/05 05:10 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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The red/black is at great improvement over brown.
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#104061 - 06/05/05 09:10 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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it s all black right now. soon to be shaved.
Then all you need is a big red nose and parachute pants. I told holly this is going to be the new in thing.
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#104062 - 06/06/05 04:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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great
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#104065 - 06/06/05 06:38 PM
Re: What happened to the Melissa Lauren threads?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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The red/black is at great improvement over brown.
it s all black right now. soon to be shaved.
DO IT!!! I Think it would look great especially with Erotica L.A. coming up!
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#104066 - 06/06/05 10:18 PM
Re: What happened to the Melissa Lauren threads?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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The red/black is at great improvement over brown.
it s all black right now. soon to be shaved.
I say shave it and then do an American Bukkake video. That way the performers can see a reflection of themselves in your chrome dome as they are whacking off over your head. However, you will need to rub in the cum after each pop-shot for this to work.
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#104067 - 06/07/05 09:26 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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i ll never do an american bukkake.
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#104068 - 06/07/05 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i ll never do an american bukkake.
What I can't figure out is if Melissa started out a nice girl and evolved into this meaner, hellfire Melissa, or if she's been a mean nasty bitch all along and was faking sweetness until her career took off a little. Either way she's hot. I'm anxious to see a mean, bald Melissa Lauren.
This does not keep me up at night.
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#104069 - 06/07/05 10:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Damn, now I want to bite her on the ass  Why not Melissa? 1) you have a problem with JM or 2) you have a problem with Bukakkes?
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#104073 - 06/08/05 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#104074 - 06/08/05 10:30 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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i didn t do the minion, nor pissmops or meatholes.
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#104075 - 06/08/05 11:03 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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i didn t do the minion, nor pissmops or meatholes.
A whore has to have standards. *Cough* *brandon* *Cough*
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#104077 - 06/08/05 10:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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eh, if she's not into it, she's not into it. i like melissa despite rumors she's been cutting-up crips lately. she's been bullshit-free here, let's not take that for granted or get demanding when she says she's not interested. 2cums, nothing personal, it's a cumulative-thing and you just were the most-immediate example.
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#104078 - 06/09/05 10:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Melissa doesn't talk much anymore
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#104080 - 06/09/05 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Do you want me to pretend to be Garfield?  I miss you posting here more often.
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#104083 - 06/09/05 10:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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melissa, is there any chance you can give some hints of what major cities i shouldn't be in for a few years?
what are your thoughts on silver bullets? holy water? would someone chanting in latin make you angry, turn you on, or walk briskly by the damn bobo without making eye-contact?
arab, let me know when i can start speculatively-bribing you in case they break up- my snow-leapord smuggling-ring. feeding them tibetan-peasants is just a misdemenaor here.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#104085 - 06/10/05 09:16 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Girl, you are one smart cookie. I took Latin too, but I can't remember any of it. If I wasn't so damn lazy I'd take up to studying it again, because I actually really enjoyed the language-- though the sentence structure can be extremely confusing.
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#104086 - 06/10/05 09:49 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
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#104088 - 06/10/05 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...Nothing makes things seemingly more worthwhile, relevant, and intelligent than sticking a Latin Phrase on it...
I had a pompous Arch. History prof that never bothered looking anything up. If his doddering mind couldn't remember he'd just make it up- made lecture notes useless. Anyway he'd say shit like "that's a minoan bull dick shrine, from the Latin: bullus dickus erectus " and shit like that. I hear he finally retired.
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#104089 - 06/11/05 05:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Latin is fun. One night before the final my sophmore year, I stayed up all night studying and making occasional trips into the library bathroom to snort meth off my watch face. I thought I was studying alot, but really I was just running back and forth to the bathroom and fantasizing about violently sodomozing the girl at the next table. When the tests were passed out in the morning, my mind went absolutely fucking blank. I was spent. At one point I looked at the page, and I couldn't even read the English instructions. The letters just twirled around in random order. My TA was a fag, so I winked at him and he let me take the test again the next day. Turns out I could never get a job as a latin translator. I guess there was a glut in the field.
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#104090 - 06/11/05 06:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i know it's hard to believe, but i was once pretty cool, in a highschool and college sense. now i have to be considerate, wear ties and enthusiastically use buzzwords and i'm having some problems staring another 40-years of this in the face.
so when i was applying to college, i needed something to prove i was doing something other than pretty much doing drugs and acting like a complete savage outside of playing sports and getting decent grades. i took latin, hated declining shit and putting a series of "-"'s and "U"'s over sentences, but it was okay once it became about slaying the aeduii or whoever. anyhow, when the elections for the title of "latin club president" came around junior year i decided to say fuck it, and see if i could pad some applications. somehow my peers elected me and my reign began.
it lasted less than the full-term. i was formally asked to step down in shame. basically, i had managed to run it into the ground mainly through sheer neglect but also through corruption. i had like a hundred dollars as a budget that had to go through my teacher directly so i couldn't directly-pilfer it and i needed to have a meeting at some point. so i figured the guy had an endless collection of lousy spartacus-type movies with no educational value and i could appease him slightly by taking some weeknight and watching one. this is at boarding school, so dinner sucked and everyone was around. so i reserved a room and got the guy to order some pizzas and give me the tape. somehow, i decided it would be better to feed my friends who didn't take latin pizza, but the teacher wasn't supposed to be involved in the meeting so i thought it was safe.
obviously, he shows up and finds a bunch of kids pretending not to be shitfaced, almost none of them take latin and natural born killers is playing instead of ben-hur. he was too ethereal and clueless to bag us for being fucked-up, but was crushed and livid at the same time and hated me for the remainder of my time there.
i'll forever be the richard nixon of that place's student-run organizations.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#104091 - 06/11/05 07:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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i know it's hard to believe, but i was once pretty cool, in a highschool and college sense. now i have to be considerate, wear ties and enthusiastically use buzzwords and i'm having some problems staring another 40-years of this in the face.
so when i was applying to college, i needed something to prove i was doing something other than pretty much doing drugs and acting like a complete savage outside of playing sports and getting decent grades. i took latin, hated declining shit and putting a series of "-"'s and "U"'s over sentences, but it was okay once it became about slaying the aeduii or whoever. anyhow, when the elections for the title of "latin club president" came around junior year i decided to say fuck it, and see if i could pad some applications. somehow my peers elected me and my reign began.
it lasted less than the full-term. i was formally asked to step down in shame. basically, i had managed to run it into the ground mainly through sheer neglect but also through corruption. i had like a hundred dollars as a budget that had to go through my teacher directly so i couldn't directly-pilfer it and i needed to have a meeting at some point. so i figured the guy had an endless collection of lousy spartacus-type movies with no educational value and i could appease him slightly by taking some weeknight and watching one. this is at boarding school, so dinner sucked and everyone was around. so i reserved a room and got the guy to order some pizzas and give me the tape. somehow, i decided it would be better to feed my friends who didn't take latin pizza, but the teacher wasn't supposed to be involved in the meeting so i thought it was safe.
obviously, he shows up and finds a bunch of kids pretending not to be shitfaced, almost none of them take latin and natural born killers is playing instead of ben-hur. he was too ethereal and clueless to bag us for being fucked-up, but was crushed and livid at the same time and hated me for the remainder of my time there.
i'll forever be the richard nixon of that place's student-run organizations.
Caligula would have been both a better movie, and a better analogy than Nixon.....
James makes me feel young again 3 minutes at a time with stories like this that take me back....who the fuck would have thought I would find such momentary bliss on a Porn Board run by the equivalent of "rebellious outcasts" of the Porn Industry. XPT is my Nirvana right now..... 
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