So no hints on your id?

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Bono... seems to have a way with the starlets.



That's like saying I have a way with brushing my teeth. Accomplishing these two things only requires the simplest of skills.

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Would we all could do the same.




I'm just going to assume you meant "Wish we all could do the same".

Well if your dream is to plow some ugly skank like Ariana Jolle, then you could probably achieve this as well. Bono did, and he's not exactly a young Rick Springfield in the looks department. Just lick the ass of your favorite disease-ridden starlet on a message board, then do it via e-mail, then do it face-to-face at AEE, and you too can live your dream. Aim low though, because even lightweight sluts like Carman Luvana and Stormy have standards and most likely wouldn't consider fucking a fan unless he looked like a young Rick Springfield and/or had money.

You're trying to sell Bono as a cool dude, but nobody's going to buy that shit. It's just not going to happen. We've all seen the pics.

Plus, I'm not even taking into account how god-awful his personality must be in person.
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