I should have figured Luke would have pics. Now I've got to work my magic twice.


"Dirty White". How fuckin' appropriate.




"Let me think, what's the one expression I could make that could possibly make a Luke Ford photo come out worse than it's already destined to be."




This chick was supposed to look like Drew Barrymore when?




"This is my "happy face". It's also my "sad face", "surprised face", "horrified face" and "pissed-off face". Basically the Botox has made them all the same."