that says something, although i'm not sure what, about porn that the girl who jumped out at me as being the most-attractive doesn't work in porn.

i think you need a dark suit, cut tightly enough it's obvious you've got not one, but two HK USP's with high-capacity mags. some kind of wire and earpiece-doesn't actually have to connect to anything. and an eyepatch. people are terrified of injuns with eyepatches.