the text that goes with the pictures is the funniest shit i've read in 2005.

"There's no drama. Nobody threatens to kill me. Nobody punches me or anyone else. I don't feel like I matter anymore"

'The last time I was inside a woman was seven months ago. But I don't mind. That denial makes me stronger. I'm not here to mess around. I'm here at lukeisback.com to settle down. What better way could there be to meet a quality woman that attending a porn star bowling event and blogging about it?

I take comfort in my ability to draw the socially and physically retarded. I guess they think I'm nice. So they start hitting on me. Retarded girls have been hitting on me since I was ten"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits