Dear Pornstarlet,

Why porn?
What about your future?
What about your past?
What about your parents?
What drugs are you on?
Why the tattoo?
Why GagFactor?
Why Meatholes?

Did I miss any?
If so, add your own.
We can finalize the questions,
e-mail them to every starlet possible,
compile the data,
analyze it,
summarize it,
post it in a sticky...
AND END THE FUCKING QUESTIONS ALREADY.

Fin.