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#103828 - 06/02/07 09:29 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.



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#103829 - 06/02/07 09:31 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Does anyone know what Teagan actually said about the last pic? did she put anything up on her myspace about it?



She claimed it was child pornography. Actually, she's too stupid to figure out how to call up and say that, so she had Jenna Presley do it for her.

Durrr...phonebook!

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#103830 - 06/02/07 12:49 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Jizz-Tastic Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
childpornography?- she needs a phonebook AND a dictionary (to figure out what words mean)!
Lookin at her pics I guess she got married the new school way- with the baby at the wedding.

Does anyone know if she reads these forums?

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#103831 - 06/02/07 02:28 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Teagan is like most of my porn favorites:

Very cute girl with a brain the size of a marble -- and with 95% of that inert matter.

[Rambling "lawyer letters" may be sent to my email].
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#103832 - 06/02/07 08:32 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.






I don't see any pool of blood or a baseball bat sticking out of his ear.
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#103833 - 06/02/07 08:38 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
She looks like Miss Piggy.

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#103834 - 06/03/07 06:59 AM Re: Wow.
Jizz-Tastic Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC




Teagan was homeless just before she gave birth, the on'y way shes living in a house worth half a milly is if she gets knocked up by a baller or marries a lonely porn director who lives in a big house in the hills and does drugs by himself all the times.




How do you know she was homeless before givin birth? Where was the farther at the time? any more info on this?
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#103835 - 06/03/07 08:39 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.






Where's his left hand?
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#103836 - 06/03/07 09:22 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Mom is a blonde, dad has brown hair, and the kid is a redhead. WTF?
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#103837 - 06/03/07 09:40 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.






Kind of looks like a young but more robust John Hurt to me.

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#103838 - 06/03/07 09:45 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.






Kind of looks like a young but more robust John Hurt to me.




i think he looks like drew lachey. the fact that i know who "drew lachey" is probably doesn't speak very highly of me...


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#103839 - 06/03/07 09:51 AM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Mom is a blonde, dad has brown hair, and the kid is a redhead. WTF?




Zen, I don't think thats his kid. Father of baby #1 is this guy named Ryan.



Father of baby # 2 goes by Tyler Durden. Two babies within two years with two different daddies. They don't look like the same person to me.





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#103840 - 06/03/07 10:27 AM Re: Wow.
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Can someone please kindly photoshop a Teagan movie cover onto the book that her baby is chewing on?









OK, so this begs the question, does anyone (possibly the originator) of this pic have a copy so I can see this. I'm saddened by this display of photographic trickery that is PIC REMOVED.
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#103841 - 06/03/07 01:50 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
"i think he's fingering that child"
Quote:

Quote:

Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.






Where's his left hand?


then simp goes ballistic at me, good times
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#103842 - 06/03/07 02:36 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

"i think he's fingering that child"then simp goes ballistic at me, good times





I just noticed how his jeans extend suspiciously forward of his abdomen.
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#103843 - 06/03/07 02:38 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
The longer I stare at that image, the more empathy I feel for Jamesn.

Mind bleach, please!
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#103844 - 06/03/07 02:41 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Mom is a blonde, dad has brown hair, and the kid is a redhead. WTF?




And the kid's nose is NOTHING like either mom's or "dad's"!?!

DNA confirmation required!!
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#103845 - 06/03/07 03:12 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Quote:

Mom is a blonde, dad has brown hair, and the kid is a redhead. WTF?




And the kid's nose is NOTHING like either mom's or "dad's"!?!

DNA confirmation required!!




Personally I'm more concerned about that recessive redhead gene she appears to have. Windsock, have you been a-visiting Teagan with a mixture of Cherry's DNA on you again?
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#103846 - 06/03/07 10:45 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

DNA confirmation required!!




Certainly fatman, do you prefer to spit or swallow?
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#103847 - 06/04/07 03:33 PM Teagan as a mom
Jizz-Tastic Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
Everyone on the foums keeps sayin how much Teagan is a crack-head mom.
I have to ask

1)Is she really on drugs-does she really do blow?
2) Is she really that stupid? (not all pornstars are that stupid, e.g. jen jamesson)
3)The farther of her new kid looks like an ex-con, who is he?
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#103848 - 12/19/07 06:48 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
+1

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#103849 - 12/19/07 09:55 PM Re: Any More Edited Pics?
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
jennajameson isnt stupid?are you sure about that?i think shes a moron and hate that shes the poster child for porn.

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#607317 - 03/07/14 09:46 PM Re: Message to Teagans baby :time to self abort [Re: jamesn]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: jamesn
"i think he's fingering that child"
Quote:
Quote:
Baby Daddy looks like a stock character from any Martin Scorcese movie.



Where's his left hand?
then simp goes ballistic at me, good times


fingerblast from the past....
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#608192 - 03/22/14 12:35 AM Re: Message to Teagans baby :time to self abort [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Uni Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/04/12
Posts: 19
For a druggie still looks pretty damn good.

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#654096 - 07/18/20 03:42 PM Re: Message to Teagans baby :time to self abort [Re: Smelly Monkey]
CharlieYup Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/13/20
Posts: 94
Loc: EST
This baby probably recently got her learners permit to drive.
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