Yep, it sure did have great story. That's why I enjoyed the story...20 fucking years ago in Return of the Jedi. Honestly fucktards if you were born prior to 1977 it shouldn't be any great surprise that Natalie Portman gives birth to twins, Annikin becomes Darth, All the Jedi's are dead, Yoda and Obi Wan go into exile and the Empire takes control.
Of Course they take control (episode 2 or 5 or whateverthefuck you want to call it is called The Fucking Empire Strikes Fucking Back!
You see, normally preceding a rant like this one I would have written "spoiler alert" at the top of the post but this film already had all the spoilers exposed...by a Motherfucking EWOK fer christsake!
Whew...
Glad I got that off my chest...
Now the debate...can I sit through anything with Rene "Lemonhead" Zellweger even though it is a boxing movie my favorite topic...
oh, and Madagascar kicked ass
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Man, do I ever want to fuck a dwarf.
Those little hands will make my cock look huuuuuuge!