Dumb chick who replies to the ad (Jamie): "What's that behind your back, mister?"

Heavily inked 6' 5" man with eye patch (Doyle): "Oh, it's a Marc Wallice replica penis made by Doc Johnson."

Jamie: "It kinda looks like a pick axe, mister."

Doyle: "What? You're crazy girl, but that's why I dig you. Go ahead and slip your clothes off and we'll get this shoot rolling."

Jamie: "Okedoke"

She turns around, starts to undress, then...

CRACK! AXE TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL! Blood spews. She drops to the floor, dead.

Doyle pulls out the axe, rolls Jamie over. He then bends down, unzips his pants and penetrates her vagina before it gets cold.

The end.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin