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#103434 - 05/28/05 08:54 PM most suspicious call for talent ever?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	models wanted for "private collector"! no chance you'd turn up missing, 8mm-style if you took this. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#103435 - 05/28/05 10:09 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Dumb chick who replies to the ad (Jamie): "What's that behind your back, mister?" Heavily inked 6' 5" man with eye patch (Doyle): "Oh, it's a Marc Wallice replica penis made by Doc Johnson." Jamie: "It kinda looks like a pick axe, mister." Doyle: "What? You're crazy girl, but that's why I dig you. Go ahead and slip your clothes off and we'll get this shoot rolling." Jamie: "Okedoke" She turns around, starts to undress, then... CRACK! AXE TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL! Blood spews. She drops to the floor, dead. Doyle pulls out the axe, rolls Jamie over. He then bends down, unzips his pants and penetrates her vagina before it gets cold. The end. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#103436 - 05/28/05 10:11 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Now that Padova is out on her own im all for her inquiring about offers like these. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#103437 - 05/28/05 11:09 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Hasnt Gen been missing for some time? Perhaps we were fortunate enough for her to have answered this ad. Then again I havent yet hit the lottery so i doubt I am that lucky. _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#103438 - 05/29/05 05:50 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: models wanted for "private collector"! no chance you'd turn up missing, 8mm-style if you took this. I avoided this post by "Private Collector" like I do dog turds on the sidewalks of wealthy neighborhoods where the people are too good to pick up their own dog's shit and pretend to not notice.... ...What scared the fuck out of me about this post is the number of people I know who actually might be this over-rich, moral furball....I am all for paying for one's sickest desires, just have the balls to be a little more open and a little less like a Thomas Harris' nightmare... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#103439 - 05/29/05 06:01 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
nicole ADT regular Registered: 05/28/05 Posts: 14 Loc: the valley	I have done this several times. They pay good money and seems happy when I eat their cum. The biggest problem is always that they canÂ´t get wood. But as long as they can cum in my mouth theyÂ´re happy.
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#103440 - 05/29/05 06:46 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
pariah AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/05/04 Posts: 446 Loc: Los Angeles	Quote: I have done this several times. They pay good money and seems happy when I eat their cum. The biggest problem is always that they canÂ´t get wood. But as long as they can cum in my mouth theyÂ´re happy. OK. Now I know you are a male. You will probably try to argue this. WHY? I think I will call you Adam. I don't care why you are angry at Nicole I just think you should out her in your own gender. _________________________ Pariah
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#103441 - 05/29/05 06:47 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	edited because the truth is now known Edited by have2cit (05/29/05 07:27 AM)
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#103442 - 05/29/05 10:18 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Mandy Taylor Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/25/05 Posts: 737 Loc: Wisconsin	these private collectors more often than not are shooting for personal sexual gain. "as long as theres a camara in the room its legal" theory. Other words nicole.... your a hooker? _________________________ ~~~Isn't the kind of girl your parents warned you about... Trust me, they never even saw me coming!~~~
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#103443 - 05/29/05 10:38 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	The ultimate porn collector would shot private scenes w/ porn talent for their own secret collection like Smut. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#103444 - 05/29/05 10:55 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Mandy Taylor Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/25/05 Posts: 737 Loc: Wisconsin	You such dirty smut, smut :P:P _________________________ ~~~Isn't the kind of girl your parents warned you about... Trust me, they never even saw me coming!~~~
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#103445 - 06/01/05 09:58 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	RichieRich = SportSwami _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#103446 - 06/01/05 02:42 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	Quote: Now that Padova is out on her own im all for her inquiring about offers like these. i like our replacement Gen much better... its like the second darren, eventually you forget all about the first one. _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#103447 - 06/01/05 11:11 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Now that Padova is out on her own im all for her inquiring about offers like these. i like our replacement Gen much better... its like the second darren, eventually you forget all about the first one. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#103448 - 06/02/05 02:42 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Longshot go back to the fuckin theater and watch the new Star Wars movie for the 400 time, you obviously relate to those planets better than you do to this one _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#103449 - 06/02/05 02:59 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	one thing i've never quite understood is how longshot was an amatuer wrestler. his arms are as useless as wings are to emus, i demand proof longshot can do 5 pullups. no using the force. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#103450 - 06/02/05 05:03 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: one thing i've never quite understood is how longshot was an amatuer wrestler. his arms are as useless as wings are to emus, i demand proof longshot can do 5 pullups. no using the force. Crippled Guys love it when they see (seemingly) able-bodied guys they could kick the shit out of....with or without their wheelchair..... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#103451 - 06/02/05 05:12 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	but the goth and vampire-powers are strong within him, his soul is pure black and more brooding than the band "gwar". _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#103452 - 06/02/05 05:17 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Quote: Now that Padova is out on her own im all for her inquiring about offers like these. i like our replacement Gen much better... its like the second darren, eventually you forget all about the first one. Did you guys have a falling out or something? I thought you three(Keiko, you, Gen) were great friends. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#103453 - 06/02/05 06:53 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Did you guys have a falling out or something? I thought you three(Keiko, you, Gen) were great friends. Drug addicts trade friends like scripts from doctors.
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#103454 - 06/02/05 07:11 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: one thing i've never quite understood is how longshot was an amatuer wrestler. his arms are as useless as wings are to emus, i demand proof longshot can do 5 pullups. no using I would love to see a steel cage death match with longshot and the crippled jenna fan, longshot always going to his blindspot trying to get close enough to put a sleeper hold on him. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#103455 - 06/02/05 09:19 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Longshot go back to the fuckin theater and watch the new Star Wars movie for the 400 time, you obviously relate to those planets better than you do to this one Funniest post ive read in a long time.I wish it where shorter so I could use it as my new signature. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#103456 - 06/02/05 10:21 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Quote: Longshot go back to the fuckin theater and watch the new Star Wars movie for the 400 time, you obviously relate to those planets better than you do to this one Funniest post ive read in a long time.I wish it where shorter so I could use it as my new signature. Do you not have the powere to stop this infuriating signature linit??? Edit: Fuck, see what happens when I don't reread what I write. I can't fucking type. Edited by Toelicker (06/03/05 05:04 AM) _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#103457 - 06/02/05 06:01 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Why won't my heart allow me to feel bad for longshot?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#103458 - 06/02/05 06:40 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	because his heart is black like his soul and fingernails. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#103459 - 06/02/05 07:21 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i demand gory details about the longshot-keiko-padova triumvirate crumbling. backstabbing is fine, but i'm hoping for someone being arrested for making terrorist-threats or molesting skeeter's kids _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#103460 - 06/02/05 09:35 PM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I thought when you urinate on someone that creates an unbreakable bond for life between those two people. I guess i was wrong. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#103461 - 06/03/05 01:34 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	im cool with padova... i just like to make fun of her and pour some hate/ love on her. I just like genesis Skye better.... _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#103462 - 06/03/05 05:07 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Jeez, you guys use to fawn over each other like you both were the second coming of my cock. Oh, porn friendships. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#103463 - 06/03/05 09:13 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: im cool with padova... i just like to make fun of her and pour some hate/ love on her. I just like genesis Skye better.... That just the drugs talking. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#103464 - 06/03/05 10:58 AM Re: most suspicious call for talent ever?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	comeon jeff, you know im clean... drugs are bad _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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