I didn't want to be the first to say this, but if it's gotta be me, then it's gotta be me.

Wankus is hung like a prepubescent boy who's been smoking two packs of Newports a day since he left the womb.

There is a God, and he appears to be on our side.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin