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#103261 - 05/27/05 08:53 PM
My First Act as Mod of the Shit list is....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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...To put the international symbol of handicap access on the fucking shitlist..... Here is the current symbol, which everyone is familiar with:
Who the fuck came up with this??? Now looking at that is there any wonder in anyone’s mind why people in wheelchairs tend to feel self conscious? I mean, remember the stick man drawings we used to do as kids? Well what the fuck happened? Did stick man have an accident? DUI? Was stick man in The Gulf?? What the fuck?
I propose this, with the implication that, if you park in a handicapped spot and you aren't a fucking cripple, your vehicle will be bukkaked and rendered undrivable until you purchase a car wash from a bunch of Naked Whores on Jeff's payroll:
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#103263 - 05/28/05 12:04 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Congrats burglar. 
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#103264 - 05/28/05 03:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Congrats to DB I like this one better 
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#103265 - 05/28/05 05:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#103268 - 05/28/05 07:16 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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My mom has a handicap parking plackard that she hangs from her rear view mirror.
Years ago I sold them for drugs, but that's another story.
She got replacements, after filling out a bunch of incident reports and answering suspicious questions.
They gave her two, so I took one. I love the looks I get when I park in the handicap spots right in front of buildings, and then get out of my car and walk briskly into whatever store I'm patronizing.
I've gotten a couple of nasty notes, and many dirty looks. I always tell people it's a urinary track infection. Then I ask to see their feet.
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#103269 - 05/28/05 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My mom has a handicap parking plackard that she hangs from her rear view mirror.
Years ago I sold them for drugs, but that's another story.
She got replacements, after filling out a bunch of incident reports and answering suspicious questions.
They gave her two, so I took one. I love the looks I get when I park in the handicap spots right in front of buildings, and then get out of my car and walk briskly into whatever store I'm patronizing.
I've gotten a couple of nasty notes, and many dirty looks. I always tell people it's a urinary track infection. Then I ask to see their feet.
I never use the fucking things....I am in better shape as a cripple than most Fat Fucks, and the 50 feet or less I might save by parking by the entrance isn't worth an extra visit to the DMV to get a new one.
That being said, I am all for illegitimate/illegal uses of the placards by taxpayers like Toelicker, and I support the underground black market movement of Handicap Placards amongst people with questionable or non-existent conditions.
Anyone with heart disease doesn't deserve to avoid physical activity by parking close to an entrance...how the fuck do they think their arteries clogged in the first place?? Only 2 times I ever used a placard: Parking in Newport Beach so I didnt have to pay meters, and then 1 week before Christmas 1997 down at Southcoast Plaza in Costa Mesa, I let a half-vietnamese hottie borrow my placard in exchange for a blow job...actually I think her dad pimped her out cuz he was driving around the parking lot looking for a place to park for 37 minutes, with all 12 members of the family practically passing out from motion sickness.
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#103271 - 05/28/05 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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congrats on the modship and a quick apology for the crack about the disabled i made a few weeks ago. as dirty as appearing good and compassionate makes me feel, i felt pretty lousy about that.
now the really, really obese who don't have a valid excuse......i'm all for herding 'em, gassing 'em, freezing 'em and shipping the steaks to burundi. fuck those people, you have to notice you need to do something when you hit 340lbs, these ones kept going out of sheer sloth and gluttony. get some freighters and send them to the javanese or some other skinny island tribe still into cannabalism, i refuse to pay hospital costs because they spent decades eating cheeseburgers and lying in a bed with soaps on. if your thyroid sucks or you're on medication, that's a different ballgame, but many of those fucks are living examples of the ultimate in selfishness and lack of will allowed to grow wildly out of control just because they live in a place where others worked and took risks to provide enough stuff.
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#103273 - 05/28/05 10:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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congrats on the modship and a quick apology for the crack about the disabled i made a few weeks ago. as dirty as appearing good and compassionate makes me feel, i felt pretty lousy about that.
now the really, really obese who don't have a valid excuse......i'm all for herding 'em, gassing 'em, freezing 'em and shipping the steaks to burundi. fuck those people, you have to notice you need to do something when you hit 340lbs, these ones kept going out of sheer sloth and gluttony. get some freighters and send them to the javanese or some other skinny island tribe still into cannabalism, i refuse to pay hospital costs because they spent decades eating cheeseburgers and lying in a bed with soaps on. if your thyroid sucks or you're on medication, that's a different ballgame, but many of those fucks are living examples of the ultimate in selfishness and lack of will allowed to grow wildly out of control just because they live in a place where others worked and took risks to provide enough stuff.
Dude, you have nothing to feel bad about: at this point in my life the only things that offend me are Evil Angel Tranny Compilations, toast crumbs in my peanut butter, and Brandon Iron. Nothing is sacred to me...least of all anything pertaining to the fucked up physical condition I find myself in...I once popped another chick's wheelchair tire with a dart in the Bow And Arrow Pub back in 1991.
I rage against, and I get off on flaming, everything to do with being disabled / crippled... "shocking" people is how I cope, because I myself realized long ago that the annoying cliche "There's always someone worse off than you" is unavoidably true...I like making other people realize that 
The best is yet to come on the "shocking" part....   
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#103274 - 05/28/05 10:31 PM
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....This will be "Da Burglar's" seal of approval....I hope Pariah see's this 
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