...To put the international symbol of handicap access on the fucking shitlist..... Here is the current symbol, which everyone is familiar with:





Who the fuck came up with this??? Now looking at that is there any wonder in anyone’s mind why people in wheelchairs tend to feel self conscious? I mean, remember the stick man drawings we used to do as kids? Well what the fuck happened? Did stick man have an accident? DUI? Was stick man in The Gulf?? What the fuck?

I propose this, with the implication that, if you park in a handicapped spot and you aren't a fucking cripple, your vehicle will be bukkaked and rendered undrivable until you purchase a car wash from a bunch of Naked Whores on Jeff's payroll: