I just turned 29 in April. I live by myself, with two dogs, although my girlfriend(if you can call the bitch that. She's more like a mooch who lets me fuck her now and then) is trying to sabatage the dogs' well being, and move in.

She also criticizes me for having such a large porn collection. I tell her if she learns to suck dick like Kami Andrews, then I'll get rid of it.

I weigh 175, and I'm exactly 6 feet.

I am an unashamed pervert with some social disfunction(I don't really like people. My dogs are much nicer). I have a good job, even if I did get it due to nepotism.

My Mom says hi. I'll dig her up and let you fuck her, if you like.